I love how American news feels that the presidential election is the most important thing in the news even after mother nature flushed her toilet all over the east coast

but really the election could be 40 years away and they’d rather report about that over something like Godzilla attacking California while a volcano erupts and lava flows right towards the white house while pirates come from the Caribbean and start looting florida while vikings come from some other ocean scientists just discovered and started pillaging major cities while Canadians create large wooden frogs and cross the U.S. border under cover to set up ice factories (ice factories totes exist by the way) while thousands of base jumpers jump from the edge of space and open their parachutes all at the same time to cover the country in a super large shadow which depletes everyone of essential vitamin D, but cool Romney has a 2 point lead guyz!

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