Happy Irrelevant Tusday
Here’s a stylish lamp shade to shade the haterz
Happy Irrelevant Tuesday
Here’s a paintbrush
To cover up those fake ass eyebrows
Happy Irrelevant Tuesday…here’s a single wool sock
Warms my heart…and my foot
Happy Irrelevant Tuesday
uh…tin foil
I’ve missed Irrelevant Tuesday for about a month now
So use some Febreze, your personality smells bad
Happy Irrelevant tuesday, here’s some transparent cole slaw
Happy Irrelevant Tuesday, here’s some tortilla chips to share
Happy Irrelevant Tuesday and also happy Thanksgiving
Happy Irrelevant Tuesday! Who wants a top of the line computer? I bet if you went back in time 40 years and walked around with this you’d be the talk of the town, you’d be the bees knees, you’d get that relationship you work so hard to get but your social awkwardness gets in the way of everything
there’s still time for Irrelevant Tuesday, so here’s an open envelope
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George Simmons 
